I like cheap beer,
I never had that much money growing up, or when I was working full time at the "Joe job of the Week", so my tastes had to refine to that of a "lesser palate" so to speak when it came to my beverages. I remember the days sitting in a blazing hot apartment with no air conditioning with my friends in Ohio drinking Natty Light, Miller High Life, and of course the delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon.
On days where we could afford it we'd go and buy "real beer". A case of Bud Light or Coors Light or whatever. But after a few months of drinking the cheap stuff I made a discovery:
I didn't enjoy the taste of "real beer".
That's right friends (or lonely dude who found this blog on accident), I the one and only K-Rowe, desired to drink cheap beer, and so I stuck with it.
A few years go bye and I am visiting the wilds of Michigan (home to crazy hockey fans and a far less superior football team than Ohio State)and some of my best friends in the entire world. We would sit and guzzle PBR by the gallons, or other cheap beer if the Pabst wasn't available.
I'd scoff at bar patrons who ordered Corona's, Miller Lite's and Budweiser. These fools knew nothing of TASTE in my opinion. Here we were in our own special little circle drinking the cheap stuff (thus also having more money for more beer later)and that made us better than them (that wasn't the only reason tho, I'll get into that in a later post).
But time goes on, other people catch wind of your club and try to adapt it for their own agendas. People who wear over-sized sunglasses, scarves year fucking round, and the worse of all...tight pants.
HIPSTERS STOLE MY FUCKING BEER OF CHOICE!!!
My rage knew no ends.
HOW DARE THEY DRINK MY BEER?
WHO THE HELL DID THEY THINK THEY WERE?
It was and still is irritating.
Now I know some of you may be saying to yourselves, "Dude...it's just a beer".
But it wasn't just a beer, it was OUR beer.
And now we have the PBRmy to take back what is ours. We will go to beer stores and buy them out before skinny dudes in skinny jeans and feathered hair gets their first.
We will drink all your kegs of it, and mock those girls who wear calculator watches.
We will devour that beer and our belches will be heard from the pits of Hell to the clouds of Heaven.
But it's also mainly because we fucking love cheap beer.
And that's my rant for today. Give the Ferbus credit for designing the logo.
